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Ah Feelin’ schupid

Published: 
Monday, November 5, 2012

 

From: “Choked Up”
I was in church with my youth group and we were talking about nothing really important when the cute fellow I had a terrible crush on was coming our way. I so wanted to make a good impression that I reached in my skirt pocket and took out a dinner mint and put it in my mouth just to make sure my breath was fresh. Eh-heh?
 
The boy comes and says hello and as I open my mouth to respond, I was so nervous that I started choking and coughing so bad, I doubled over. Everybody was just watching. I heard him ask, ‘are you allright?’ and I raised up to say ‘I think so’ and I let out a hard cough and the dinner mint flew out my mouth and hit him BAPS on his chin. Talk about shame!
 
Ah Feelin Schupid!
 
From: “Monkey business”
This was years ago… I was with some friends at the zoo and we were by the monkey cages. A boy dared me to stand close to the monkey and see if I could shake his hand. Never one to back down, I went and stood up close to the cage and calling the monkey like if it was a puppy.  Next thing I knew I was feeling something hot and wet by my foot… the monkey was peeing on me from on top his perch. I ran off screaming for water to wash my foot and everybody was only laughing at me.
 
Ah Feelin Schupid!

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